But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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