Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
organizing the empties. That sober.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
