We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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