so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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