She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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