If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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