Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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