life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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