...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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