...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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