It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The air was thick with penises
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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