your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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