you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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