ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Damn victory sex feels great
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