Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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