Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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