question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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