i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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