you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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