That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm lost and stupid without you.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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