Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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