dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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