It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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