We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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