we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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