Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
