Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
They should really pass out barf bags in church
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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