maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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