Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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