Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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