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(317): View more from Indiana

its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.

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(407): View more from Florida

i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.

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(630): View more from Illinois

It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin

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(716): View more from New York

I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.

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(425): View more from Washington

Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...

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(217): View more from Illinois

It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties

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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers

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