If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
