scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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