yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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