you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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