is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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