Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
And then he peed in my hair
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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