i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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