Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Randomize
