You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I accidentally had phone sex last night
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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