Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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