i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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