she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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