I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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