ADVERTISEMENT

• (703): View more from Virginia

  he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies

  (703): View more from Virginia

  and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"

  Fav 7 1041 2989

  share tweet
  

• (562): View more from California

  trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"

  Fav 20 3662 1066

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (417): View more from Missouri

  So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.

  Fav 48 9626 1649

  share tweet
  

• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.

  Fav 35 14140 1499

  share tweet
  

• (314): View more from Missouri

  You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.

  Fav 13 1414 7049

  share tweet
  

• (845): View more from New York

  No more Irish car bombs ever.

  Fav 12 3273 1461

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (860): View more from Connecticut

  im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.

  Fav 29 1494 5650

  share tweet
  

• (248): View more from Michigan

  How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.

  Fav 2 2544 1792

  share tweet
  

• (925): View more from California

  370HSSV 0773H read that upside down

  (1-925): View more from California

  what are you doing with your life

  Fav 19 5535 1773

  share tweet
  

• (631): View more from New York

  Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision

  Fav 24 1655 2864

  share tweet
  

• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.

  Fav 11 1914 1157

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (540): View more from Virginia

  So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...

  Fav 5 1434 750

  share tweet
  

• (512): View more from Texas

  Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved

  Fav 2 1113 680

  share tweet
  

• (818): View more from California

  I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.

  Fav 3 806 609

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  "Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"

  Fav 4 196 87

  share tweet
  

Randomize