Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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