i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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