Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
