Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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