So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
we should paint friendship bongs
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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