I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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