A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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