it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we made out on top of his cat.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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