Me too!
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i think i just lost a toe
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