i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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